the camp.

omg. i didnt know the camp would be so much fun.

-.- swear. and this is gonna be a hell of a long post.

the first day.

ok fine. i know im a lazy fucker.

i woke up late. and went to the swimming pool to suntan.

instead of making my way to ngee ann.

HAHAHA.

joe u know i love you lah. so dont yell at me.

so i arrived there. canteen 2.

wahhhh. really a bunch of ppl i never see before.

ok lah at least i got joe as company.

his the GL. a.k.a group lead.

lets see. 4 girls. 6 guys. including me 11.

1 of the girl's was weilin, calvin's sis.

the one who sooooo kind enough to open the door for me. at her house.

and. guess whats our group name. Kungfu Panda sia.

c square b.

i was turned off by the name.

but then. the shield/logo they made out of cardboard was damn cute.

i swear. i wanted to add a long penis looking thing.

but they stopped me.

T.T sad lah sad. why doesnt any1 know that poly=M18?

anyway. we had quite abit of fun making the logo.

then next up was an obstacle course. at kismis.

omg. -.-' i thought i didnt know how to skate.

but seeing the situation. i really felt alot better lah. swear.

there wasnt anything much on the first day.

cause im not really bonding with them yet.

then at night it was sort of different alr.

we went to watch clips of sliders/slalom.

then RedLine.

then there was the most lj event i ever went to.

Night Treasure Hunt.

i thought we would be finding something interesting.

like lingerie. but instead. we had to find pieces of papers around various locations.

ccccccccb lah. make me run here and there.

i had fun though. LOL though i was sweating like a dog.

and it was drizzling. but the weather was bearable at night.

i was so high i swear. so high.

i started singing as we walked around the lj school.

up and down the slopes somemore. finding clues.

i started singing pu gong ying de yue ding.

broken cd version. LOL.

play rewind play rewind.

i dno why everyone started laughing lah.

but at least i was entertaining all of them.

then as we went up to canteen 4.

i saw something that caught my eye.

zzzzz. which meant trouble.

then we quickly ushered the rest back. cause the game ended.

but it was alright in the end.

then went to bathe.

we lost lah. miserably. cause some dickhead hid the light sticks.

after bathing. i started counting cards.

as usual. but its fun. cause this time new people.

LOL.

then it was bed.

i swear. there were 2 ferraris in the house.

snore and snore and snore.

but i was tired lah. so heck. i just fell aslp.

and then. i had a funny dream.

-.-' one of the girl in our group.

i had to slap myself after i wake up. i swear.

then the next morning.

-.- the first person to wake me up was a dick opening the door.

then they told me i slept with my eyes 1/2 open.

i think i got that from someone.

once wake up. i had dry beehoon+1 sausage for breakfast(note: literally dry)

then it was some sort of 'Amazing Race.'

where we had to do obstacles.(again)

basically, there were stations like.

Tug O War.

c square b.

on a plastic sheet+magarine and oil.

and. on our knees.

5 ppl from my team vs 5 ppl from others.

actually we could easily win. -.- if we used 5 guys.

budden not fair to the other team, cause their guys all injured.

for some reason, i dno why. they injured themselves overnight.

LOL.

so in the end it was me, weilin, maxine, zhezhi and liyi.

-.- somehow one of the name sounds like nicotine.

but anyways, it was me behind. zhide infront.

1 guy behind 1 guy infront lah.

then it started.

lj lah. they say i never time our pull.

i friggin yelled 1 2 3. but they didnt pull.

then the other team was winning.

i was friggin holding back my laughter i swear.

the 3 girls were sandwiched together.

but in the end we won lah.

quick quick. praise me. its me its me!

then. it was searching for the 'Lost Letters.'

smth like that. we had to find the letters SKATE.

but. the problem is. inside a pail.

of food colored water+chicken bones+stones+alot of lj stuff.

the whole pail of water smelled like nasi lemak.

explains. -.-

though i didnt go near that pail of shit.

i didnt volunteer lah. im not that interested to grab leftovers.

then 'American Idol'.

you have to sing a song's tune.

only. the friggin lyrics came from the newspaper.

i sang. the song was Bei Pan. by Cao Ge.

guess the lyrics. i swear the station master purposely picked that for me.

'Under the age of 14, those who have sex. Are consented to court, and legal punishment.'

-.- i love you guys.

then. 'Balancing on the Bench'.

something like that.

we've to arrange ourselves on the bench by the order of some sort.

like birth dates, phone number, shoe sizes.

-.- i had a good time being up there.

thank you mama for giving birth me big big.

the girls had a problem though. -.-'

in order to move about.

there were alot more stations.

-.-' including sissors paper stone. while having flour+water thrown at u.

then after that. we had to think of a performance.

omg lah. performance. we made a friggin skit.

-.- and it was invented by me. and they voted me to be the actor.

lj lah. really is xia suay 3 life times.

but i think u can imagine how perverted the skit was.

LOL.

videos and photos will be up soon.

our cheer is oso smth like -.-' sibei vulgar.

then i started to share ghost stories.

im amazed sia. -.-' i can actually entertain the group.

and they were actually interested enough to listen.

then it was another night.

though tonight. something fuggin funny happened.

and i heard it from joe.

-.-'

joe *sleeps 1/2 a meter away from weilin*

joe continues to sleep.

joe gets elbowed in the face in the middle of the night.

wakes up to find ulfred sleeping beside weilin.

AWWWW! guys we're gonna have a new couple soon.

HAHAHAHA.

anyway. this morning was relay race on skates.

and we won XD.

yes lah, i participated k.

quick lah. just admit it. dongdong can skate.

all in all. the camp was fun.

especially among the people in my group lah.

i enjoyed myself. thoroughly =).

though -.-' i am the clown once again.

and i find myself. thinking of her.