sleepy.

how do u stop a man from pestering you?

answer: stare at his crotch and laugh.

what do man consider a 7 course meal?

answer: a hotdog and a 6 pack of beer.

how do you lose 190 pounds of ugly fat instantly?

answer: get a divorce with him.

sian. i was bored. so i began reading on some online jokes.

i admit la i admit. i'm bored.

my teacher was screaming.

'OMG i finally get to see u.'

yes people. his the dude who pronounces global as 'grobral'.

as expected. they've already started on lab 3.

and i knew nothing bout the labs sia. absolutely nothing.

at one point. i was stuck.

so.

*raise hand*

dongdong says: 'teacher, lai.'

*teacher approaches dongdong*

dongdong says: 'how to set nat inside and outside.'

forgive me. its been 8 months since i configured a switch.

teacher explains.

dongdong listens.

teacher once again pronounces words with a L as R.

then he blamed me for not coming for the previous labs.

then for some weird reason.

he was stroking my arm.

yes people. he was stroking it up and down.

and sort of grabbing kind of stroke.

-.-

and for the rest of the lesson. i didnt bother to raise my hand alr.

yay. dongdong is smart. say yes.

as expected. baby is sick. again.

dunno what she doing sia nowadays. see lah see lah.

bio guys somemore. grow thing on eye alr. >=D

anyways, she has sensitive eyes. though ive no reason why.

i've only heard of sensitive skin and sensitive nose.

does that mean she can never watch porn -.-"?

so yea. now here i am. rotting in the library.

while my friend is laughing beside me at some dumb movie.

nua lah nua. lj lesson 1-3.

yet i've no choice but to attend. the blardee lecturer said she would give out tips today.

i dont think i'll be listening much.

my eyes can barely open already.

and then. once again. many thanks to xinyi. XD

for giving me some company and a listening ear.