deepthroat! deepthroat!

YES im home.
from skating.
yes. today was a long day.
lets see. last night was a good day.
went holland v with amanda yeo yeo yeo yeo yeo yeo(echo).
people. a round of applause please.
she doesnt know where is holland v.
HAHAHAHA.

she's not been there before even.
but it was alright.
though some girl was feeling all guilty for the meal.
i appreciated it though.
nxt time it'll be on you ok?
though nothing fancy. HAHAHA.
we took some pictures with her phone.
and yes. she said i looked cute.
cute is the last thing i would ever wanna look like.
but. i had fun anyways.
though it was once again a short outing.
note: the use of the word outing.
for reason why. read amanda's comment.
HAHAHA. yes amanda, im using this chance to tease u.
and something bad happened last night.
for my brother.
and its the 2nd time i've seen him cry.
though im happy my company made him feel better.
he said that ok. im a good listener.
and slept at 5am.

and today. was skate practice.
woke up at 11.30am.
yea. late i know. but i slept at 5am.
cut me some slack yes?
then went to jog alittle.
and then ntuc.
and then home.
and then cook.
and then 'da bao'.
and then go school.
very short schedule i know.
but very tedious.
though i really dont mind.
HAHAHA.
yes amanda yeo?
though in the end. with all the effort.
the comment was. 'not bad lah.'
-.- *heart shatters* HAHAHAHA.
congrats to those who won the skating competition btw.

last night set me thinking.
the relationship that i want to have.
i've lost hope though. frankly. with a dying heart.
but then again. she set me to believe.
that maybe, there really is love.
if it really does happen. lets make it the one last dance.
because. we are both too tired. to try again.

the day.

yayyyyyy. im home.
and i've not been blogging for 2 days.
wee. count that.
anyways. yesterday was fun.
kbox with the gang.
but before that was gym.
and then. alumni foodcourt.
bumped into owy again.

though. halfway through lunch.
someone had me worried.
for awhile. gastric?
then. off we went to sing.
shuwen and joe got affair alr.
ben u must beware! i got photographic evidence.
HAHAHAHAHA.
anyhows. so. amanda yeo really can sing.
anyways. i had a great day then and there.
did alittle cards again. solved some questions.
hope i've been of help rudy.

and today!
was off to town. starbucks beside paragon.
for a date with amanda yeo. yes. miss yeo.
we were supposed to be 'studying'.
yes. and u guys guessed it. she didnt read a single page at all.
she was busy replying friendster comments.
swear. i give up on that girl.
HAHAHAHA.
then. we went off to catch a movie.
'Wedding Daze'.
fuggin hilarious. swear.
must watch.
then came back home.
and yeap. now im dazing.
and chatting.

i would sit and pray.
for everything to last.
maybe not forever.
but maybe. just maybe. for as long as we live.

sentosa!

HAHAHA. please look at the first picture of the day.
yes people. its amanda. she wants to be naughty.
any takers? =/
anyway. today is sentosa day!
though. it was kinda disappointing so few turned up.
so yeap. we left vivo for sentosa at 12.15pm.
after waiting for many others to arrive.
note: only me and sheryl arrived at 10.15am.
amanda yeo had the cheek to sleep till 9.30am.
and xander had the cheek to tell me he leaving house with a sleepy tone.
HAHAHA. anyway here are the pics.

AHHHH. yes. the eyemask. it'll be featured later.
read down!!!
i bought one. =/ blue in colour. damn funny yes?

ahhhh. yes. the things u do when u're bored.
and when others are late. =/

HAHAHA. amanda damn enthu yes?
and. we played volleyball.
here is sheryl's method of playing volleyball.
*ball flies towards her*
she screams: AHHHHHHH.
and while doing that.
take 3 steps back from where the ball is landing
with her hands outstretched to receive it.
HAHAHAHA.

so she's the first victim(amanda). to feed the sharks.
HAHAHA. sheryl had menses though.
if not we'd really have sharks in singapore waters.
note: sharks smell blood from a far far range yes?
sheryl. dont kill me. HAHAHAHA.

2nd victim. note: calvin's asleep.

sheryl cannot go down water.
and sheryl jio u come.
so howard. u take the punishment for her.

we call it an art to draw penises on the sand.

yeap. for the skaters.
screw the president and her bf!
never come. tmd.

amanda. -.-' while i am reading her cards.

note: xander seems more anxious than her. HAHAHA

yes people. that fat pig is me.

yes people. i was bored. and sleepy.

KC is love. HAHAHAHA.
u gotta teach me how to dance u friggin robot.

yes. the dead and bored people.
but. we saw.. SOCKS AND JASPER.
OMFG LAH THEY PAK TOR-ing.
its no longer the singles skate club for the both of u.
and socks. im happy for u.

when ur fren(me) around u is gay.
u tend to get influenced.

and then. they act like nothing happened.

yes. im at it. again.
yes. with calvin. again.
but. there isnt much choice is there.

HAHAHA. i look like a fuggin pervert.

ahhhh. yes. the truth and dare game.
with poker cards though.
the biggest card taken gets to ask the smallest to do whatever he/she wants.
and in my case. i had to do inverted pushups(fuggin jianming).
yes. it means sticking ur crotch up high in the air people.
like u're having sex with the sky.

HAHAHAHA. and a couple more truth/dares.
when i kenna. -.- calvin mumbled: kiss amanda lah.
fugger. i heard that.
anyways. i got calvin to do the panda cheer. HAHAHA.
yes people. he had sex with the air tonight too.
happy right weilin. HAHAHAHA.
as for sheryl. HAHAHAHA.
she had to sing out loud into the sea.
NA SI WA WU JI BA BAN!
she kept laughing lah. in between the words.
and she kenna another time.
stick her whole body onto the glass panel.
HAHAHAHA. xander has the picture.
but he havent send me. T.T
heng lah sheryl heng.

HAHAHAHA. xander's dare.
i wanted him to do a 'hard gay whoop' infront of the crowd.
with the eyemask thingy.
but he choose beatbox-ing instead.
shit.

and here. the end product.
he was practically yelling lah.
xander yells: EH WHERE ARE WE GOING.
xander yells: U GUYS SAY GO SOMEWHERE NOBODY ONE HUH!
xander yells: OMGGG WHERE WHERE!?

his gay partner trying to calm him down. HAHAHAHA.

*sees a big crowd over somewhere*
*pulls xander's hand*
dongdong says: HERE LAH HERE! HERE NOBODY!

yeap. we found a group of enthu people oso.
they were laughing at the eyemask at first.
then when xander started beatbox-ing.
i've to say. they're impressed.
AWWWW xandy!

and it goes on. for an encore.

THE END!

i really really hope to organize another one again.
it really is damn fun.
HAHAHA u need fuggers like me around.
though when u guys are playing truth or dare. count me out.
*looks at xander*
i think yall know why =/

hello.

muahahaha.

yes ppl im finally updating.

didnt get a chance to last night.

nor last last night.

lazy lah lazy. yes amanda. u can call me a pig now.

lets see. on tuesday.

was at gym with calvin. then amanda came to join us.

then we went off to halobar instead.

-.-' note: i only trained for 1 hour.

so yea. that day was wasted.

tsk.

but instead, we went singing there.

bailey's irish cream is love.

sibei nice lah swear.

its smooth. its thick.

after that, food food!

i had beef horfun! yes beef!

anyhow, sat to chat with amanda after calvin left.

she kept complaining.

amanda says: noooo i wan wait for double deck!

dongdong says: -.-'

and she was kinda errr. sexy dressed?

well it was a low cut spaghetti.

dongdong says: why're u wearing a jacket when its so hot =.-.

amanda says: cause my shirt low cut and bare around the arms.

dongdong says: so why're u wearing it?

amanda says: cause i feel like it.

-.- doesnt it defeat the purpose? like wearing a jacket over it.

HAHAHAHA.

anyway, she's a very easy girl to please. i swear.

and yes. she left at 10.30pm.

on a single deck bus. HAHAHAHA.

and yes. regarding the last post about pictures.

here's one.

yes i know. u cant see our eyes.

but i really just wanna blend in.

HAHAHAHA. amanda is like a small eyes.

PS: that love that was a lie. its over.

hoho.

yes people. im home.
after a day of rotting in the house.
i went out around 5.30pm.
to vivocity! with calvin, amanda and jiayi.
the bus ride was. friggin long lah.
and the girls beside me were. friggin noisy lah.
anyhow. we arrived at vivocity.
then amanda says: eh i know this sounds embarrassing.
amanda says: but i need to go get a cup.
linking the word embarrassing with the cup thingy.
something came right up into my mind.
like every normal boy. 'bra cup?'
SAY YES PEOPLE. SAY IM NOT HORNY.

then we caught batman. (yes, again.)
but it was nice. definitely worth the $7.50 (again).
ANYWAY, i really love the last part. where he rides away.
the silent protector.
the watchful guardian.
so anyway. the trip home was tiring.
and taxing. and expensive.
because there were only cabs left.
so anyhow. im off to school now.
yes. for gym. with calvin.
and i think. its time i should start taking and posting photos.
my blog is all dull with words.

PS: amanda is so like a pig

batman!

AHHHHHH.
yes people im back to update alr.
HAHAHAHAHA.
batman the movie. omg.
sibei nice. swear.
its touching in a way.
i caught with regina.

then. back with now.
went tanning yest. alone.
someone couldnt make it, yes?
but its alright. i still enjoyed myself.
then it was off to crystal jade.
dumplings = love.
well thats all folks. my life's THAT uneventful during the weekends.
but nevertheless. i still enjoy the company of loved ones.

sometimes. being with them itself.
is a blessing.
and i always feel im being touched by an angel.

yeap.

im bored. im tired. my body's aching.
HAHAHA.
well i didnt blog yesterday because i was kinda doing some other stuff.
lets see.
oh yes. napfa. and then i gehkiang still go gym.
so yea. my whole body is aching now. with a hint of a fever.
nope. i didnt go to school today.
it was only 10-12pm lah.
2 hours only. and its a lecture.
and im tired. im lazy. and im under-nourished.
so here i am now. dazing at home.
looking at the computer. chatting to folks.
apparently. im thinking of someone now.
so yea. how am i gonna pass that thing to her later.
i hope it wont melt in the process.
swear.

ahhhh. hungry.

fuck. and now im on a diet of wheat cereals.

for breakfast.

and water cooked food. at night. yes no salt.

for dinner.

my body is beginning to shiver.

the doctor said that would be the first symptom.

however. i went seoul garden last night.

with missy. XD

wee! just for the beef.

so later. im gonna head for the gym.

and yea. i had a dream just now. like alot of dreams.

dreams like me having a fight with another guy.

using knives. like those kinda army knives.

then pop. another dream.

this time. xinyi was chasing after me with two knives.

then. change again.

i dreamnt that i had some superpowers.

i could teleport to one place or another using coins.

WTF YES?

then. another dream.

brenda was in it.

no people. she didnt turn into a demon and chase me.

HAHAHAHA. she actually cooked. inside the dream lah the dream.

i think it was because im hungry or something. thus the dream.

then. this time. amanda yeo peifen was inside.

she was mumbling. patrick is so like a horny baby face.

yes people. thats her way of speech. is so like a.

the end.

very fruitful night yes? -.- to sleep.

this time though. i didnt toss and turn around on the bed before i fell aslp.

wee.

im home.
from halobar.
i was supposed to go gym today.
but i accompanied joe, calvin and jiayi to the pub instead.
its in alumni.
we ordered a chivas.
ex lah ex. even after discount.
i had my fill singing.
joe had his fill crying and vomiting.

dude. i know exactly how u're feeling.
but im just as helpless as u are.
thus, there is not a word of advice i can give u.
because if i had the solutions.
we wouldnt be in this sorry state together.

well. thats all for today.
and im shivering now. -.-'
wish my body a speedy recovery yes?

msia! boleh!

HAHAHA.
yes im fuggin home.
from malaysia.
i woke up at 5.45AM just to go M'sia.
yes people. my jaw is aching from the chewing gums.
and yes. i love bubblegum. dont ask me why.
and yes. u need the basic tongue techniques to chew gum.
no. im not talking bullshit. french with me and u'll know.
guys are not welcomed though.
HAHAHAHA.

lets see. today's highlight was. houseflies.
HAHAHAHA.
yes. i went to a place called batu pahat.
yea. to a cavern.
no. not to have wild sex.
yes. to pray.
yes. with my family. so no. no sex.
and no. my parents dont use the internet. so im safe typing this.
HAHAHAHAHA.
really lah really. we arrived at a coffee shop.
i swear i've never seen houseflies that big.
so i instantly lost my appetite.
however. i suddenly thought of someone.
RIGHT BEANIE!?
yes. but that was like a long time ago.

yes. 'sight-seeing'. (note: with a sigh)
all i caught sight of was palm trees.
though the temple itself was not bad.
the statues are majestic.
however. i didnt have much food the whole day.(for reason why, read up)
apparently. i suddenly figured singapore is. beautiful.
yes. beautiful.
no. u didnt hear me wrong.
our country is beautiful, get this into ur head people.

then what was next. ah yes. another temple.
wee. -.-' explains why im so excited.
i didnt know my parents ARE that excited.
i mean. we are just there to see a fish.
i mean. just 3 fishes.
which are. 2 metres in length?
and has mouth the size of ur palm.
yes. ur palm.
and they wanted me to stroke the head.
that explains why i ran down to buy an ice cream.
and spent 15 minutes finishing it.

then the long trip home.
welllllll. my ass is hurting now.
my back is breaking. apparently it wasnt such a nice day for me.
i was supposed to go Paris Seafood with missy.
but. apparently the schedule fugged up somewhere.
i missed the fireworks.
and.
amanda, sheryl and gang are enjoying at suntec now.
they're teasing me. i swear.
both of them.
with evil grins and laughter.
and no. i havent gotten my clothes.
and yes. the current ones are beginning to be alittle big for me.
and yes. my mother is putting me on a diet starting tomorrow.
she lost 8 kgs in 1 month.
yes. 1 month.
so. wheat cereal drink for the morning.
oxygen for the afternoon.
rice and vegetables in the evening. without salt.
and note. she cooks them with H2O.
only H2O.
basically. im making some fattening food for people on thursday.
sooooo. i hope it goes well though. =.=

yess.

im off to malaysia for today. will be back tonight.
pray for a safe journey for me yes?
malaysia BOLEH! or was it buleh.

for the people whose lost somebody.

the smile of that lady.

yes people.
im here. im home. and im blogging!
SAY HURRAY!
yes yes. i couldnt blog yesterday. lots happened.
lets see.

well, i headed over to SIM to meet up with regina.
wahhhh. sibei independent woman already i swear.
she was hitting me with stuff like, the future.
made me think alot though. about where i was going.
i figured at least it was time i started working towards it.
anyways, i had loads to talk with her.
so we headed to the ice cream parlor at Valley Point.
yes people. at Tiong Bahru.
yes. the ice cream is nice.
but yes. it is far.
though. she wanted to walk there.(note: after alighting frm MRT)
and after we started walking.
it rained. yes. it fucking rained.
REGINA TAY! IS YOUR FOOT WHITE!?
so we were stuck at a shelter for like. 15 minutes?

then after a tiring journey walking there.
we spent like 2 hours just sitting there and eating ice cream.
wee! mine's Bailey's Irish. she had Durian D24.
we had alot to talk about apparently.
its funny. how our lives actually entwined with one another's.
though not directly. but more like. they all happened nearly at the same time.
so basically, Benson, Jacqueilne, Me, Regina.
amazing.
i didnt know of this until yesterday.
so most of the talk was about the past.
so yeah. triggered some flashbacks again.
yes people. flashbacks. the kind u get when u're dying.
HAHAHA. im kidding.
im really interested in other ppl's lives. and i have no idea why.
though. i think partially its me being no-lifed. or. im just 'kaypo'.
after promising her for a movie sometime. i left.

yeap. then i headed back to NP after that.
for skating practice. but it was cancelled.
argh fuck. rudy. i couldnt tease u for the 'LOOK AT THAT ASS' girl.
anyways. it rained, that was why it was cancelled.
then we planned to head over to CSC for a ktv session.
but then. the committee meeting screwed it all.
so by the time we arrived at the market, it was 9pm.
yes. too late for kbox.
yes jaslin, u're pretty. stop doubting urself.
u know u do have a bf yes? that proves it all.
so what if the world thinks u're vulgar, ah lian yes?
random. i know. but that girl cant get over that phobia or something.

im disgusted though. by the thought of someone having sympathy on oneself.
its not like his/her life is really that pathetic.
even more disgusted that he/she made the whole committee look bad.
all the more 'puking stage of disgust' by the fact that, he/she made it look sacrificial.
its ok to have sympathy. but its a different story to ask for it.
leaving it on his/her msn nick, the blog. really is ka lak pui.
but as of above, they're all my personal opinion.
and the fact that he/she always never get the facts straight. then start whining.
to the world. and never to the problem itself.
but then again. its his/her problem. why should we care yes?

sigh. joe. i worry and sympathize for u man.
i wish u all the best btwn u and her.
and lets hope the worst is yet to happen yes?
and no. dont ask me about my relationship life.
and no. do not mention her name either.
and yes. do not call her mean names even if u see her with him.

anyway, they came over to my house last night.
for. 'Heavenly Hills Dry Gin.'
no people. do not buy that. do not ever drink that.
its highly not recommended unless u feel like drinking perfume and waste ur $.
yes. it smells like perfume. no. it doesnt taste anywhere near nice.
anyway. that idiot left half the bottle in my house.
and im never ever gonna be tempted to drink that.
i wanna drink BACARDI 151! flaming lamborghini.
wee. its nice really. and joe told me it'll kill me.
so. im going to try. maybe. on my birthday.
either just a bbq session. or maybe chalet.
but. i'm gonna hit myself silly drunk that night.
yes. i wanna see everyone drunk.
no. i do not want to see anyone taking care of anyone.
yes. all on the floor. with vomit-ish stuff beside their faces.
HAHAHAHA.

as for today. was gym.
then headed over to CC to meet the rest.
i missed the magnum performance though.
anyways. had a nice little talk with miss yeo pei fen? HAHAHA.
if i nvr spell wrongly. HAHAHAHAHA. damn cute lah that name.
yes? amanda yeo pei fen.
its funny though, people dont like their chinese names.
i've no idea why. yes. u may call me dong anytime.
anyway, went home after that. and here i am.
sitting infront of my computer and rotting.

ps: yes ang weilin, i owe u a treat for getting an A for bstats.

its nice. when u wake up in the morning to read messages of greeting.

baby.

why have u got eyes so sad, like the piercing winds of the lonely nights.
the distant shadows of u, mocking my reach.
this ache in my heart, knows no bounds.
much like the claws of a demon, tearing inside of me.
u lie beneath, conceited as it is.
within the world of many, u try hard to be.
insecurity surrounds u, upon the words of others that lance u.
u try so hard, to keep the pain inside.
the pain that is growing, along with fear beside.
the thoughts and pain, of letting another man inside.
is like a threat to u, a dagger upon an unarmed heart.
do not fear. as i will be here.
once again, like many times again.
just for my name to be sounded.

yes people. im dying.

ahhhhhhhh.

she fucking drooled on my pillow.

YES SHE FUCKING DROOLED ON MY PILLOW.

i woke up early in the morning to smell saliva on my pillow.

YES ITS SOUR.

wtf lah. i swear im gonna get back at u for this.

-.- yes random.

anyway. had a nice day watching hancock yest.

its a nice movie. go catch it.

its like. 1/3 comedy, 1/3 fiction, 1/3 romance.

for one to live, the other must leave.

thats the sentiment i got while watching will smith struggling away from the girl.

anyway. its super touching. so go catch it.

the movie brought some memories to mind.

but. still. its a secret. HOHOHO.

anyway, heading to school in awhile.

alumni. gym. again. with calvin though.

yes calvin. the place u guys call wing. is beginning to hurt.

i mean mine. lets pray i grow slightly broader again.

so im gonna work on my chest and biceps today.

again.

i dont understand the concept about going gym though.

though yes. it feels sore. but. i seem to be weaker in strength.

but no. -.- im beginning to be able to lift 15-15.

yes calvin~ 15-15 already. for 12 times only. max.

sheryl. u evil woman. i know what u're driving at about amanda.

and no. -.- she only knows my name. nothing else yes?

HAHAHAHA.

anyway. i hope i'll have time to hang out with regina too.

supposed to meet her for lunch one of these days.

-.-' but she seems like a busy woman. swear.

and why the fuck does SIM students get to go off at like 12.30pm?

sighhhhh. and there wouldnt be shopping today.

it'll be done on sunday instead.

along with paris seafood buffet.

YAY. BUFFET. SEAFOOD.

i'll be uploading photos for that day.

stay tuned yes?

life does seem to be beautiful.

when i say it is. it will be.

ahhhhhhh.

ehhhhhh.

im bored.

whole day.

buttttt~ im going to watch hancock later.

WAHAHAHA.

but singing tomorrow is cancelled.

so most probably. gonna go shopping with xinyi instead.

ahhhhhhhhh.

i hate u shuwen. i hate u.

why singing cancelled. why!

anyway. just started chatting up with regina.

frankly. since secondary school. i nvr talked to her before sia.

but she's alright to talk to =D~.

exchanged numbers. maybe a lunch with her someday.

-.-' she's actually studying in SIM now.

and she actually gives tuition to primary sch students.

HAHAHAHAHA.

cause she's scared that sec sch boys fall in love with her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

must be lah must be.

funny thing is.

i've been talking with alot of people recently.

i feel the need to be closer to people leh.

am i weird or something -.-'

anyways. im gonna rot in class now.

till the time to go bugis to meet for the movie.

then maybe. look around for some clothes.

cause im bored. and maybe it really is time to change my wardrobe.

yes people. im happy.

HAHAHAHAHA. fuck im hyper.

YES PEOPLE I HAD A NICE DAY.

woke up early innnn the morning. 9am.

amazed right amazed right!

HAHAHA.

yea. met xinyi at the pool.

tanned. fell asleep.

had kfc for lunch.

chatting with rudy, sheryl and weilin now.

good luck for ur exam lah weilin.

HAHAHAHAHA.

bstats sia. and stop falling sick lah weird woman.

as for me and rudy. HAHAHAHA.

fuck lah. rudy.

on thursday u hard hard stare at the girl's ass ok?

HER ASS! LOOK AT HER FUCKING ASS! LOOK AT THE THING MOVE.

HAHAHAHAHA.

as for me.

I WILL FUCKING CHASE AFTER HER WITH MY TONGUE OUT ON THURSDAY ON SKATES!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

yay bludder. ^5 come come. HAHAHAHAHA.

I DAMNNNN HAPPY LAH I DUNNO WHY. FUCK LAH.

WHY AM I SO HYPER.

yes miss ang. i miss u already.

lets watch hancock on tuesday!

then shopping on wednesday.

screw u for picking weekdays though.

HAHAHAHAHA.

then kbox with sheryl, michele, joe, rudy. most probably.

AND MAHJONG!

then. an outing to sentosa with the skate gang.

lets hope many people interested though.

eh people go sentosa lah. u guys are too damn fair.

and no calvin. u do not need a 6 pac to have permission to take ur clothes off.

thats all folks.

rudy. whats ur fucking surprise for me on thursday?

though i know its not something good.

HAHAHAHAHA.

-.-

ANG XIN YI!

u fuggin white footed monster.

why does it always seem so cloudy when we're supposed to go tan?

and we're supposed to go shopping today. screw ur bbq.

HAHAHAHA.

but its ok. i still have u for tomorrow.

well. nth much happened today.

other than the fact ive been doing nothing for the rest of the evening.

and yes. im chatting with sheryl.

really is chui. im like sooooo bored.

and i still dont feel like going out.

well. maybe for movies. but today's weekend.

AHHHHHHHHHH.

ah boo promised me shopping+movies on weekday.

buttttt. i dont feel like going town on weekdays leh.

need to bring a friggin bag around.

and its been so long since i've cooked. T.T

maybe lah maybe. i'll cook for people again soon.

PS: thanks for always being there.

from the past till the present.

:D

suddenly. after a long while.

i found out that im happier. than before.

alot.

things just seemed so much simpler.

really.

i suddenly just feel so contented with the people around me.

then things that im doing, suddenly just felt so meaningful.

life has never been better.

yea. even when i was attached, it wasnt as good as this.

life was a bitter cold winter.

but after that, i begin to see and realise.

sometimes things are not as they are.

anyways.

moving on! today was at skates.

ahhhhh. -.- i found out the names of the pretty girls in the club.

HAHAHA. because stupid shuwen forced me to take their attendance.

but. problem is.

i fuggin forgot to bring my skates.

so yes. i was sitting there like a dumbass.

i somehow think my fuck face brings laughter to people sia. jia lat.

especially when they were taking their attendance.

and im loving it.

its just fun lah. to see the laughter on their faces.

-.- when i make stupid jokes that is. or lj expressions.

basically it was just chatting with the year ones.

then ben. BEN. u muthafugger.

see me nothing to do right. make me adjust the cones right.

make me adjust nvm. still pick the newbies corner let me arrange.

so i had to walk up and down. and adjust the friggin cones.

stupid jaslin. stop laughing when u come near me. =.=

and wtf is afraid of me? not like i'll kick u or smth.(i might if calvin isnt looking.)

its funny really. when i see the girls trying to do slalom.

then me going like gambateh+fug u. $0.50 cents per cone if u knock it.

then. im looking forward to the next training already.

maybe. just MAYBE. i might have her number. =D

jaslin. u've a bet with me.

everytime i wanna scold cb, i swap it for vagina. u owe me 50 cents.

so starting today. im keeping count.

and yea. i just named someone in the club vagina face today.(ill intentions)

fuck. im getting my retribution LOL.

we all know who it is. XD

and rudy. -.- piggybacking u is making me look stupid.

even though i do sympathize with ur injured leg.

but yea. the girl u are bio-ing isnt gonna be impressed by the fact

that u're riding on someone while yelling hurray.

HAHAHAHA.

*points at the red shirt girl*

dongdong says: that one huh? rudy?

rudy *nods head sibei furiously*

dongdong says: what do u see in her?

rudy says: look at her ass!!! LOOK AT HER FUGGIN ASS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

FINE I EXAGGERATED ABIT. HAHAHAHAHA.

fuck lah fuck. im opening this secret to everyone.

i know u're gonna kill me. if u ever stumble upon this post.

but we all know u love me. right buddy?

then went off with the rest to the market.

yes. we saw charis and her gang.

and yes. she is pretty. and hot.

but. calvin. u dont have to look so hard on to sit beside them.

HAHAHAHAHA.

and yes i've seen her in her school u before.

btw. yay. carrot cake.

im sorry im so excited over eating something stupid.

and yes Maria, i saw u queuing up first. thus i went over to buy as well.

btw. Maria's a maid. though her real name's Yu Ting.

they started asking if spongebob is my friend. *roll eyes*

so yea. my name is patrick. but no. im not a friggin starfish.

though i gave the dumb expression again.

they just started bursting out in laughter lah.

so there was. joshua, me, calvin, jaslin, lynette, yu ting, shamus, ronnie.

we just laughed like idiots in the market. swear.

jaslin kept complaining.

jaslin says: wah lao i cant eat when im with you lah.

dongdong says: heh? wtf?

jaslin says: u keep making me laugh.

dongdong says: no, i dont. *stupid expression*

it doesnt matter to me. as long as everybody's happy.

so yea. gym again tomorrow.

i used to say. the world is a better place to live in with you around.

but now that i think of it. the world is actually blooming with roses.

and i just wasnt looking.

omg.

yes people. good morning.

im here. in school. i reached approximately 8am?

when my lesson's at like 10am.

fuck.

yea. so i woke up at 5.45am to go to bugis.

temple. wee.

LOL.

yes people. i look like a runaway zombie now.

so yea. im now in WLT lecture. with the aircon blasting at me.

really is. cold. cold. lah. cb.

so yea. i still have a slight flu. bless the nxt person to share a drink with me.

yesterday was a long day though.

went alumni again.

though this time calvin's friend came along.

then jaslin and egg came along for dinner.

i had GRILLED FISH AGAIN! WEE.

jaslin came yelling about me still resembling the dragonboat dude.

eh. i will work hard lah. just gimme 2 months.

and no. i dont look like a fucking kid.

its just my hair lah my hair.

anyways. so kind of egg to accompany jaslin to take 52.

awwww. XD

HAHAHA jaslin i know u would read this. but still.

im typing it. HAHAHAHA.

and yes. shopping and tanning on saturday. most probably.

life is good.

soon, i too. would walk away.

and i hope. tomorrow would be better.

it always is. isnt it?

omg.

-.- ok im just back from the doctor's.

he said im having just a LITTLE fever.

just alittle?!

wtf then what about the flu, cough, sore throat?

anyway. my parents really trust that doctor.

so i, sort of believes what he say too.

like really believe.

cause its not the first time i'm seeing him already.

though the first sentence he said turned me off alr.

doctor says: where not feeling well?

dongdong says: ehhhh. whole body.

doctor says: love sick huh?

dongdong *turns to look at his parents*

they're really good friends. so im not surprised he know.

then i finally got to see the nurse that my dad keeps bragging about.

she lives across my block.

and yea. i did see her for a couple of times alr. at the bus stop.

and she studies in NP too.

and. frankly. since the 2 years ago i saw her. yea i found her hot.

-.- but then again. she's alittle tall.

but then again.... she's hot.

fuck T.T

though there is another one. shorter.

but also! hot.

omg. they're both from NP.

dad went like *whisper whisper*

dad says: which one u like better?

dongdong *raises his eyebrow*

dad *nudges dongdong on the ribs*

dad says: quick lah which one?

dongdong says: -.- both of them.

dad says: u more greedy than me sia.

dongdong says: . . . . . im telling mum.

HAHAHA that shut him up.

though im kinda sad.

the fee was $50. omg.

maybe if i see the girl at the bus stop one day again.

i might say hi.

maybe.

i think i've lost like. 3 kilos or something.

since im sick. and i kinda stopped eating abit.

zzzz. ive been living off eggs, ham and almond nuts.

i cant cook really. because my whole body is shivering.

those kinda weak weak shiver.

but its ok T.T im getting better.

though for the past few days, i wake up.

there is like a war going on in my body.

thats it. and if u guys need a description of the part-time nurse's looks.

errrr. its something like.

big big eyes. permed black hair. long curvy legs.(and yes i mean very long)

she was wearing a short mini skirt. -.- and yes very short.

the way she smiles though, is enough. so u dont really need the rest of the body.

i guess, thats the something good that might happen to me.

because my left bottom lid has been jumping since like. sunday.

and it just stopped. now. like literally stopped already.

wahahahaha.

i got to know about something today.

and somehow. i dno why. im feeling damn happy.

instead of feeling sad. -.-'

i guess, thats what u call. feeling happy for the one u love.

ehhhhh.

lj lah lj.

-.- im dying now dying.

and today was supposed to go school.

but oh well. T.T

dad's gonna send me to see a doc later.

so im gonna be good and stay home while waiting for him to end work.

well. nothing much to blog about.

other than missy ang came to look after me.

though rather, everythings the same.

eh. she had something in her eye lah.

then the whole bloody thing was swelling.

poor girl. -.- i hope i didnt transmit anything weird to u.

what do u call a sore throat when it cures automatically after u spit out the phelgm huh?

wtf. and a fever that is on and off.

then. the flu. gosh. the flu.

makes me so horny i swear.

shall blog about tomorrow =D

because its gonna be another long day.

and ohhhhh. aung's got me a job.

i think. its $10 per hour.

giving out flyers. heres how the conversation goes.

aung says: eh dude, wan a job?

pat says: huh? sell backside?

aung says: no u fugger, giving out flyers.

pat says: how much per hour?

aung says: $10 per hour. my client needs people.

pat says: wahhhhh. ur client SIA! whats the criteria?

aung says: good looking people. and sad, u're the only one i know of.

so i took that as an insult. fuck u aung.

but anyways. aung and me goessss a long way back.

through the days of jacqueline(me). maria(him).

we've been through thick and thin.

though. the weird part is. whenever he breaks up, i'll know.

BECAUSE. he only looks for me whenever he breaks up.

and needs someone to drink/talk with. HAHAHA.

im sorry i let ur secret out, u jerk.

AND WOOT. i just found out a cool thing that is happening in school.

i think im gonna get it for someone.

though it'll happen anonymous-ly. HAHAHAHA.

thank you rudy~