HAHAHA.
yes im fuggin home.
from malaysia.
i woke up at 5.45AM just to go M'sia.
yes people. my jaw is aching from the chewing gums.
and yes. i love bubblegum. dont ask me why.
and yes. u need the basic tongue techniques to chew gum.
no. im not talking bullshit. french with me and u'll know.
guys are not welcomed though.
HAHAHAHA.
lets see. today's highlight was. houseflies.
HAHAHAHA.
yes. i went to a place called batu pahat.
yea. to a cavern.
no. not to have wild sex.
yes. to pray.
yes. with my family. so no. no sex.
and no. my parents dont use the internet. so im safe typing this.
HAHAHAHAHA.
really lah really. we arrived at a coffee shop.
i swear i've never seen houseflies that big.
so i instantly lost my appetite.
however. i suddenly thought of someone.
RIGHT BEANIE!?
yes. but that was like a long time ago.
yes. 'sight-seeing'. (note: with a sigh)
all i caught sight of was palm trees.
though the temple itself was not bad.
the statues are majestic.
however. i didnt have much food the whole day.(for reason why, read up)
apparently. i suddenly figured singapore is. beautiful.
yes. beautiful.
no. u didnt hear me wrong.
our country is beautiful, get this into ur head people.
then what was next. ah yes. another temple.
wee. -.-' explains why im so excited.
i didnt know my parents ARE that excited.
i mean. we are just there to see a fish.
i mean. just 3 fishes.
which are. 2 metres in length?
and has mouth the size of ur palm.
yes. ur palm.
and they wanted me to stroke the head.
that explains why i ran down to buy an ice cream.
and spent 15 minutes finishing it.
then the long trip home.
welllllll. my ass is hurting now.
my back is breaking. apparently it wasnt such a nice day for me.
i was supposed to go Paris Seafood with missy.
but. apparently the schedule fugged up somewhere.
i missed the fireworks.
and.
amanda, sheryl and gang are enjoying at suntec now.
they're teasing me. i swear.
both of them.
with evil grins and laughter.
and no. i havent gotten my clothes.
and yes. the current ones are beginning to be alittle big for me.
and yes. my mother is putting me on a diet starting tomorrow.
she lost 8 kgs in 1 month.
yes. 1 month.
so. wheat cereal drink for the morning.
oxygen for the afternoon.
rice and vegetables in the evening. without salt.
and note. she cooks them with H2O.
only H2O.
basically. im making some fattening food for people on thursday.
sooooo. i hope it goes well though. =.=
yes im fuggin home.
from malaysia.
i woke up at 5.45AM just to go M'sia.
yes people. my jaw is aching from the chewing gums.
and yes. i love bubblegum. dont ask me why.
and yes. u need the basic tongue techniques to chew gum.
no. im not talking bullshit. french with me and u'll know.
guys are not welcomed though.
HAHAHAHA.
lets see. today's highlight was. houseflies.
HAHAHAHA.
yes. i went to a place called batu pahat.
yea. to a cavern.
no. not to have wild sex.
yes. to pray.
yes. with my family. so no. no sex.
and no. my parents dont use the internet. so im safe typing this.
HAHAHAHAHA.
really lah really. we arrived at a coffee shop.
i swear i've never seen houseflies that big.
so i instantly lost my appetite.
however. i suddenly thought of someone.
RIGHT BEANIE!?
yes. but that was like a long time ago.
yes. 'sight-seeing'. (note: with a sigh)
all i caught sight of was palm trees.
though the temple itself was not bad.
the statues are majestic.
however. i didnt have much food the whole day.(for reason why, read up)
apparently. i suddenly figured singapore is. beautiful.
yes. beautiful.
no. u didnt hear me wrong.
our country is beautiful, get this into ur head people.
then what was next. ah yes. another temple.
wee. -.-' explains why im so excited.
i didnt know my parents ARE that excited.
i mean. we are just there to see a fish.
i mean. just 3 fishes.
which are. 2 metres in length?
and has mouth the size of ur palm.
yes. ur palm.
and they wanted me to stroke the head.
that explains why i ran down to buy an ice cream.
and spent 15 minutes finishing it.
then the long trip home.
welllllll. my ass is hurting now.
my back is breaking. apparently it wasnt such a nice day for me.
i was supposed to go Paris Seafood with missy.
but. apparently the schedule fugged up somewhere.
i missed the fireworks.
and.
amanda, sheryl and gang are enjoying at suntec now.
they're teasing me. i swear.
both of them.
with evil grins and laughter.
and no. i havent gotten my clothes.
and yes. the current ones are beginning to be alittle big for me.
and yes. my mother is putting me on a diet starting tomorrow.
she lost 8 kgs in 1 month.
yes. 1 month.
so. wheat cereal drink for the morning.
oxygen for the afternoon.
rice and vegetables in the evening. without salt.
and note. she cooks them with H2O.
only H2O.
basically. im making some fattening food for people on thursday.
sooooo. i hope it goes well though. =.=
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