im shitting chilli seeds.

yay im back! back to blog la.

beloved didnt want me to wait for her. so she wants me to blog. -.- loving right this bf.

HAHAHAHAHA.

30th of Apr was alright.

guess what.

she ended class at 7.

and as for me. i was waiting for a bus to clementi since say. 6.20pm.

the bus arrived at 6.45pm.

i waited till very horny i swear. i paced around the bus stop. tapping my foot.

worst thing was. traffic jam on the highway to clementi.

another thing to make me horny for the day.

-.- swear la swear.

then. i arrived at clementi bus interchange.

guess what.

sayang took 184. despite trying to wait for 154,52. she skipped 184 once.

then she boarded 184. with 154 behind. SMART RIGHT!?

so in the end. she still had to take the liberty of walking.

no choice la =x fated. HAHAHA. sayang. it was fats shredding day.

anyway. she didnt wanted me to wait. so i think she got kind of agitated for the bus oso.

AND THEN!

tragic thing happened really.

bus 7 departed while she was on 184 whining.

then bus 7 departed AGAIN. when she was crossing the junctions towards bus interchange.

yes la. double horny attack.

so. ON TO NYDC!

NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE. DANGER!

she ordered. Dynamite(it sounds dangerous, explosive. and worse.spicy)

the description said. It is so hot and spicy! our staff itself loves it! with FRESH CHILLIsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

note the long long chilli word.

i ordered. the 3 Amigos(it sounds friendly, warm. and delicious)

our food arrived.

i swear. the pizza looked so damn innocent. with nothing more than afew chopped chillis on it.

then.

the first bite.

brenda says: '. . . . . .'

dongdong says: 'wassa matter?'

*brenda takes drink and gulps*

brenda says: 'wtf spicy.'

dongdong notices something. her face just turned red la. tomato color.

dongdong geh kiang.

dongdong says: 'i'll eat urs. u take mine.'

*pours cheese and tabasco sauce on the pizza*

i swear. it made the pizza a whole lot more edible.

*removes the cheese layer.*

WTF IS UP WITH THIS HUNDRED CHILLI SEEDS?

and so.

i tried to finish all of it. mama taught me dont waste food la.

so basically. my face turned red. my throat burnt.

i swear. if i could give out smoke. i would be a steaming train.

REALLY A VERY HORNY DAY.

i tried to open my mouth to talk.

but once oxygen got into my mouth.

the pain got worse.

and then. after dinner.

my tummy was struggling.

like literally struggling.

stomach acids versus chilli.

then to my dismay.

sayang was laughing -.-.

i love you lah baby. literally wanna lub u deep deep LOL.