Sunday, May 18, 2008

the fugged day.

wah lan. i swear lah. this is how the post should start.
'wah lan.'
had breakfast with baby today.
then headed over to marina square.
where we went back to get the roxy bag we saw yesterday.
she loves it.
then upon arriving at marina square.(note: we're both sweating.)
u know why lah sayang.
then we went to subway.(note: where a bunch of judes were staring at her.)
she had her lunch. and then off to quiksilver.
and guess what.
the bag is gone.
SOLD.
DISAPPEARED.
3 cheers of hip hip hurray!
i swear. i was gonna do a 'crouching lj du lan face.
the first salesgirl we asked had no idea how the bag looks like.
unreliable. so we thought we could ask the 2nd salesgirl.
then it was out of stock.
really no more.
ji tao horny.
then baby and me went like. 'ok, now what.'
today wasnt a good day for her.
she had bad hair day. but when she threatened to go saloon to cut it.
somehow. it went to the way she likes it.
amusing lah ppl. then next.
her eyes turned sore. just when we said we wanted to go tangs.
amazing lah ppl. then next.
she had a aching pain in her tummy area.
worried me for awhile.
so after that, we went to puma. ripcurl. everywhere.
to look for a suitable bag.
but in the end.
she bought a top instead.
omg lah. baby. ur wardrobe is bursting alr.
though i swear. she looks damn sexy.
in just a plain shorts, and a black top.
which she keeps saying she looks fat in.
sayang. u have curves lah.
curves that are concave do not mean u are fat.
i had to drag a salesgirl to convince her.
dongdong says: 'do u think she looks fat?'
salesgirl says: 'no. swear. no. never.'
ok i exaggerated the salesgirl part abit.
she has thighs that arent even touching each other!
WTF!?
though i have to admit. she is getting broader.
still. she would look good.
and damn. she does look good.
thus, which made me wanna do some self improvising.
as in. to start working out.
before she starts noticing im fat and dumps me. >=(
she likes. tall. tanned. handsome. playboy type.
-.- which im yearning to grow into.
though im short. pale. ugly. and positively. not playboy. LOL.
the day ended swift.
and i am now missing her greatly.
though she is now being a pigu. -.-
for not replying to me on msn.
BRENDA NG!
YOUR A PIG. BUT I LOVE YOU DEEP DEEP.