deepthroat! deepthroat!

YES im home.
from skating.
yes. today was a long day.
lets see. last night was a good day.
went holland v with amanda yeo yeo yeo yeo yeo yeo(echo).
people. a round of applause please.
she doesnt know where is holland v.
HAHAHAHA.

she's not been there before even.
but it was alright.
though some girl was feeling all guilty for the meal.
i appreciated it though.
nxt time it'll be on you ok?
though nothing fancy. HAHAHA.
we took some pictures with her phone.
and yes. she said i looked cute.
cute is the last thing i would ever wanna look like.
but. i had fun anyways.
though it was once again a short outing.
note: the use of the word outing.
for reason why. read amanda's comment.
HAHAHA. yes amanda, im using this chance to tease u.
and something bad happened last night.
for my brother.
and its the 2nd time i've seen him cry.
though im happy my company made him feel better.
he said that ok. im a good listener.
and slept at 5am.

and today. was skate practice.
woke up at 11.30am.
yea. late i know. but i slept at 5am.
cut me some slack yes?
then went to jog alittle.
and then ntuc.
and then home.
and then cook.
and then 'da bao'.
and then go school.
very short schedule i know.
but very tedious.
though i really dont mind.
HAHAHA.
yes amanda yeo?
though in the end. with all the effort.
the comment was. 'not bad lah.'
-.- *heart shatters* HAHAHAHA.
congrats to those who won the skating competition btw.

last night set me thinking.
the relationship that i want to have.
i've lost hope though. frankly. with a dying heart.
but then again. she set me to believe.
that maybe, there really is love.
if it really does happen. lets make it the one last dance.
because. we are both too tired. to try again.

the day.

yayyyyyy. im home.
and i've not been blogging for 2 days.
wee. count that.
anyways. yesterday was fun.
kbox with the gang.
but before that was gym.
and then. alumni foodcourt.
bumped into owy again.

though. halfway through lunch.
someone had me worried.
for awhile. gastric?
then. off we went to sing.
shuwen and joe got affair alr.
ben u must beware! i got photographic evidence.
HAHAHAHAHA.
anyhows. so. amanda yeo really can sing.
anyways. i had a great day then and there.
did alittle cards again. solved some questions.
hope i've been of help rudy.

and today!
was off to town. starbucks beside paragon.
for a date with amanda yeo. yes. miss yeo.
we were supposed to be 'studying'.
yes. and u guys guessed it. she didnt read a single page at all.
she was busy replying friendster comments.
swear. i give up on that girl.
HAHAHAHA.
then. we went off to catch a movie.
'Wedding Daze'.
fuggin hilarious. swear.
must watch.
then came back home.
and yeap. now im dazing.
and chatting.

i would sit and pray.
for everything to last.
maybe not forever.
but maybe. just maybe. for as long as we live.

sentosa!

HAHAHA. please look at the first picture of the day.
yes people. its amanda. she wants to be naughty.
any takers? =/
anyway. today is sentosa day!
though. it was kinda disappointing so few turned up.
so yeap. we left vivo for sentosa at 12.15pm.
after waiting for many others to arrive.
note: only me and sheryl arrived at 10.15am.
amanda yeo had the cheek to sleep till 9.30am.
and xander had the cheek to tell me he leaving house with a sleepy tone.
HAHAHA. anyway here are the pics.

AHHHH. yes. the eyemask. it'll be featured later.
read down!!!
i bought one. =/ blue in colour. damn funny yes?

ahhhh. yes. the things u do when u're bored.
and when others are late. =/

HAHAHA. amanda damn enthu yes?
and. we played volleyball.
here is sheryl's method of playing volleyball.
*ball flies towards her*
she screams: AHHHHHHH.
and while doing that.
take 3 steps back from where the ball is landing
with her hands outstretched to receive it.
HAHAHAHA.

so she's the first victim(amanda). to feed the sharks.
HAHAHA. sheryl had menses though.
if not we'd really have sharks in singapore waters.
note: sharks smell blood from a far far range yes?
sheryl. dont kill me. HAHAHAHA.

2nd victim. note: calvin's asleep.

sheryl cannot go down water.
and sheryl jio u come.
so howard. u take the punishment for her.

we call it an art to draw penises on the sand.

yeap. for the skaters.
screw the president and her bf!
never come. tmd.

amanda. -.-' while i am reading her cards.

note: xander seems more anxious than her. HAHAHA

yes people. that fat pig is me.

yes people. i was bored. and sleepy.

KC is love. HAHAHAHA.
u gotta teach me how to dance u friggin robot.

yes. the dead and bored people.
but. we saw.. SOCKS AND JASPER.
OMFG LAH THEY PAK TOR-ing.
its no longer the singles skate club for the both of u.
and socks. im happy for u.

when ur fren(me) around u is gay.
u tend to get influenced.

and then. they act like nothing happened.

yes. im at it. again.
yes. with calvin. again.
but. there isnt much choice is there.

HAHAHA. i look like a fuggin pervert.

ahhhh. yes. the truth and dare game.
with poker cards though.
the biggest card taken gets to ask the smallest to do whatever he/she wants.
and in my case. i had to do inverted pushups(fuggin jianming).
yes. it means sticking ur crotch up high in the air people.
like u're having sex with the sky.

HAHAHAHA. and a couple more truth/dares.
when i kenna. -.- calvin mumbled: kiss amanda lah.
fugger. i heard that.
anyways. i got calvin to do the panda cheer. HAHAHA.
yes people. he had sex with the air tonight too.
happy right weilin. HAHAHAHA.
as for sheryl. HAHAHAHA.
she had to sing out loud into the sea.
NA SI WA WU JI BA BAN!
she kept laughing lah. in between the words.
and she kenna another time.
stick her whole body onto the glass panel.
HAHAHAHA. xander has the picture.
but he havent send me. T.T
heng lah sheryl heng.

HAHAHAHA. xander's dare.
i wanted him to do a 'hard gay whoop' infront of the crowd.
with the eyemask thingy.
but he choose beatbox-ing instead.
shit.

and here. the end product.
he was practically yelling lah.
xander yells: EH WHERE ARE WE GOING.
xander yells: U GUYS SAY GO SOMEWHERE NOBODY ONE HUH!
xander yells: OMGGG WHERE WHERE!?

his gay partner trying to calm him down. HAHAHAHA.

*sees a big crowd over somewhere*
*pulls xander's hand*
dongdong says: HERE LAH HERE! HERE NOBODY!

yeap. we found a group of enthu people oso.
they were laughing at the eyemask at first.
then when xander started beatbox-ing.
i've to say. they're impressed.
AWWWW xandy!

and it goes on. for an encore.

THE END!

i really really hope to organize another one again.
it really is damn fun.
HAHAHA u need fuggers like me around.
though when u guys are playing truth or dare. count me out.
*looks at xander*
i think yall know why =/

hello.

muahahaha.

yes ppl im finally updating.

didnt get a chance to last night.

nor last last night.

lazy lah lazy. yes amanda. u can call me a pig now.

lets see. on tuesday.

was at gym with calvin. then amanda came to join us.

then we went off to halobar instead.

-.-' note: i only trained for 1 hour.

so yea. that day was wasted.

tsk.

but instead, we went singing there.

bailey's irish cream is love.

sibei nice lah swear.

its smooth. its thick.

after that, food food!

i had beef horfun! yes beef!

anyhow, sat to chat with amanda after calvin left.

she kept complaining.

amanda says: noooo i wan wait for double deck!

dongdong says: -.-'

and she was kinda errr. sexy dressed?

well it was a low cut spaghetti.

dongdong says: why're u wearing a jacket when its so hot =.-.

amanda says: cause my shirt low cut and bare around the arms.

dongdong says: so why're u wearing it?

amanda says: cause i feel like it.

-.- doesnt it defeat the purpose? like wearing a jacket over it.

HAHAHAHA.

anyway, she's a very easy girl to please. i swear.

and yes. she left at 10.30pm.

on a single deck bus. HAHAHAHA.

and yes. regarding the last post about pictures.

here's one.

yes i know. u cant see our eyes.

but i really just wanna blend in.

HAHAHAHA. amanda is like a small eyes.

PS: that love that was a lie. its over.

hoho.

yes people. im home.
after a day of rotting in the house.
i went out around 5.30pm.
to vivocity! with calvin, amanda and jiayi.
the bus ride was. friggin long lah.
and the girls beside me were. friggin noisy lah.
anyhow. we arrived at vivocity.
then amanda says: eh i know this sounds embarrassing.
amanda says: but i need to go get a cup.
linking the word embarrassing with the cup thingy.
something came right up into my mind.
like every normal boy. 'bra cup?'
SAY YES PEOPLE. SAY IM NOT HORNY.

then we caught batman. (yes, again.)
but it was nice. definitely worth the $7.50 (again).
ANYWAY, i really love the last part. where he rides away.
the silent protector.
the watchful guardian.
so anyway. the trip home was tiring.
and taxing. and expensive.
because there were only cabs left.
so anyhow. im off to school now.
yes. for gym. with calvin.
and i think. its time i should start taking and posting photos.
my blog is all dull with words.

PS: amanda is so like a pig